I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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