called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
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