She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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