your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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