Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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