i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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