TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
