I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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