This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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