I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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