I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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