i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Randomize
