Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
There's always time for handjobs
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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