I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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