I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
