yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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