What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
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