Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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