found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
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