Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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