have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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