i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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