One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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