Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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