Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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