Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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