Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
