I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I'm at about main and main street
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
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