would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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