Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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