my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
