shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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