ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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