what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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