drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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