Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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