I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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