Quick, to the slutcave!
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Randomize