My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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