I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
where am i from again
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Verdict: uncircumcised.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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