I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
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