I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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