You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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