Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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