Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
