so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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