I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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