this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
This baby is an asshole
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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