I wanna passion pit in your ass
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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