So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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