Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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