Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Randomize
