i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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