Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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