Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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