that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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